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biologi
in our school only got 2 class
is the first 2 class which is 5A and 5B
and they are big different between this 2 class
this call same same but different xD

and so
i in 5B.. thats why i m going to tell u how BIG different is this 2 class

first
they way they talk =.='
specifically to the GUYS in my class

what the fUK u want bitch.?
one word to describe. rude.~ sigh

did i tell before that my classmate guys just love the f word.? they just can't build any sentance without the f word.. why ar.? the different is. 5A guys they don't say that =.=' iz it out 5B guys got hormone unbalance problem.? LOLx..

next

they love say some word that got hidden meaning.~
many news words are come from them

example
copper sulphate.~
means CuSO4 ( see your ass hole )
and
sodium
mean Na ( nah.~ )


use in this way :

u read the sajak teacher ask to read dy.?
SODIUM.! haven la. i don't give a fuking dam to the teacher. fuk her wei.!
=.=' sigh
get what i mean now.?
super rude

pause.!
i don't say rude words so all the while i writing was the guys classmate conversation
i guai lui ok.? :D

play.~ ( continue )
SWT =.='!

one more big different
u will never ever see the whole 5B class study when teacher is not in
or
doing their homework with no voice
but 5A did.~

although we 5B class taking same stream with 5A
but
can u see the different.?

another one
if u dint do homework in 5A class is really gonna get from teacher
but in 5B no one give a dam on it
there will be more then half class student will teman u kena
mean most of us DON'T care
wan kena then all kena together la
got teman =.='
SWT

so back to today story
the most funny time is bm time xD

while. teacher already ask us to read a cerpen tittle forget dy LOL and will discuses to day. for information. we just love last minutes work.! =.=' so classmate start asking. read already anot.? what fuking thing.?

after all don't know why
we all very semangat
start reading the cerpen and try get the sinopsis from reference book
i think we just want keep teacher mouth shut.!
she love nag and scold.~

but.!
we pakat play a fool to teacher
say that we dint even read the cerpen
and act WHATS GOING ON.?
need read meh..
and all crap =.='
sigh

so as teacher enter
selamat pagi cikgu.. ( we say until like going to die )
ei. murid ni.~ kau ingin say siape.?
ibu kau.? macam just bangun je..
someone say : yea la.~! anak murid mah cikgu
start nag.!
then she continue
slamat pagi KANAK-KANAK..
( more semangat ) selamat pagi IBU.!!
haha.. xD we whole class are so serentak haha

so now time comes
teacher sure ask " dah baca tak.? "

ckigu. baca apa tu.?
ei.? saya dah beritahukan.? dan tulis di papan.~
cikgu tak ade lah.. papan tulis " anjing dengan bayang-bayang "
trying to act dumb and change the cerpen tittle =.=' SWT
siape tukar ni.?
duh. KOK.. dia la.! ( one of my guys classmate that love to shuffle and super blur )
then everyone look at him and point to him.. kesian him xD
then
KOK.!! kau buat ke.?..
a.? ( he blur )
allah.. semua ni.!

after all
main part.! is she going to start scold and nag =.='

kau ni.. saya suruh baca.~ tak baca. setiap kali say suruh pun macam ni
then to shut her up
cikgu. kami ade baca la.!
test la test.
den one guy stand up.. actually we really do read so can shut her mouth xD
another guy say.. ok.~ ape name kucing itu.?
arh... Rinda.! ( in a funny way )
we all LOL and crap hand..
cikgu nampak ni. kami ade baca. kucing tu siam.~
yea dari siam..
then teacher start smile cause the way guys talk are too funny xD

ok
you.! ( point to a guy ) baca tak.?
arr.. ada.~ ape dia baca saya baca cikgu
LOL =.='

then class start to have noise
cikgu. tu cerpen tu
yea.. jepun datang dan " BOOM .!! "
JJ ( the short form of the main character ) cikgu JJ tu nampak boom
guy : ape boom.? letupan la dui.~
haha xD
no same meh.? =.='!!

then teacher just love to aim on me
chong.!! duh baca tak.?... baca.?
err.. ( i haven answer yet then.. )
kau ni.~
and aim on another one again
actually before her period. i got read through with classmate and all la xD
more or less i know dy

then then..
all quite and tell techer talk
ok cerpen ni mula dia.. bla x3
sudden she stop and thinking how to continue to explain the story.~
after few minutes

ha.~ ha.. cikgu tak baca
suruh kami baca ni. cikgu yang tak baca
mana boleh macam ni cikgu.?

haha KENA kantoi.!
then teacher smile.. =)
then she continuse explain..
arr yea la.. betul tak.? betul kan.? JJ nampak.... bla x3
she ask use back betul tak.. =.=' SWT
she suppost to tel us right.?

continue..

she say
bapa. ibu. kakak.. ( and summore ) meninggal dunia..
semua keluarga mati la cikgu.. xD
cause sumeone is bored listen she list out all the family member that die in the war.~
kenapa.?
then whole class say " BOOM "
LOLx..

next.~

after teacher explain about perwatakaan sebagai ibu ayam kepada anak ayam. jaga dengan baik ( all crap ) then ibu ayam means satu ketua dalam satu kumpulan. anak ikan is a kid who taken care off. then one guy say.~

then KFC tu datuk ayam la.!
LOLx.. xD
the clown of our class

then got talk about orang barat..
orang barat panggil ape.?
arr.. cikgu.~ mereka ialah gui lou
haha xD
talk bout orang barat got many way to say :

gui lou
hong mao
and ang mo.~

LOLx..

we just cant end laughing in our class
but tommorow and wednesday
i m not going school.!
study at home lorh.~ spm sigh..

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